英语短剧

?英语短剧：
　　（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：

　　Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）

　　I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister

　　阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.

　　太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

　　阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~

　　（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate

　　阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

　　太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK

　　阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me

　　荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened Why aren’t you hurt荆轲: We don need any reason to win a person. Don we Do we （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you

　　e gonna get. I got it, Momma is right.

　　荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you

　　荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”

　　荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you

　　荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife

　　太子丹晕倒

　　荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

　　太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please

　　荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：

　　To be or not to be, thats a question.

　　阿三：Hero，we need your help.

　　荆柯：I am busy now!

　　太子丹：You can get a lot of money.

　　荆柯：I am very busy now!

　　阿三：IC, ID, IQ card

　　荆柯：I am very very busy now!

　　阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

　　荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

　　阿三：What What’s the TCM

　　荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM Any of them can give you the answer.

　　阿三：Excuse me What’s the TCM

　　观众甲：TCM – Traditional Chinese MM .

　　太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.

　　荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.

　　阿三：You want Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent Why are you looking at me Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like Really你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……

　　（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）

　　荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do I will do anything for you.

　　太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!

　　Action Ш

　　（《大话西游》主题曲响起）

　　荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.

　　阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

　　荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

　　太子丹：I will miss you, baby.

　　（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）

　　荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.

　　妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）

　　荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)

　　妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.

　　荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor… promise me you will survive… that you will never give up… no matter what happens… no matter how hopeless… promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.

　　妻子:I promise.

　　荆轲:Never let go. “

　　妻子:I promise. I will never let go, Jack. Ill never let go.

　　（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）

　　妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，

　　荆珂上船，渐渐远去

　　妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……

　　妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.

　　阿三：Okay okay!

　　旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

　　The End

　　4

　　Will power意志力

　　Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)—classmates

　　地点:Scene—-in the college dorm大学宿舍

　　Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.

　　Mike came back from a morning jogging.

　　M: hi, Dan, what are u doing

　　D: I am playing war craft.

　　M: Where is Tommy

　　D: Shiiiii!

　　M:What Whats the matter

　　D: Dont u see He is still sleeping.

　　M: My goodness! I cant believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Dont u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrows oral class

　　D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.

　　M: Youd better stop playing right now. We dont have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!

　　T:five more minutes, please.

　　Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.

　　T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I dont know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)

　　M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two dont stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.

　　D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.

　　M: Thats more like it. We need will power.

　　D and T: what is will power

　　M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.

　　D: You mean like trying not to play war craft

　　Mike: right.

　　T: you mean like trying not to stay up late

　　M: right.

　　Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.

　　Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.

　　Danny: Mike, can I take a little break Let me play one round and we will continue our work

　　Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute My back hurts.

　　Mike: No! No! No! Lets finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!

　　Danny and Tommy: thats true. We need will power! We listen to you.

　　The end

　　英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）

　　T—Tiger F—Fox R—Rabbit B—Bird Fr—FrogB—-Bear

　　Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must findsth. to eat at once, or I’ll dieimmediately. Oh, there’s nothinghere. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)

　　老虎︰ 我是一只伟大的老虎。我很坚强。我很勇敢。我是森林之王。但是我现在很饿。我必须找到某事。吃一次，否则我会立即死掉。哦，还有这儿什么也没有。在这里不算什么，要么。哦，我想休息一下。（睡得好）

　　Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0andtelling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. Howdelicious it is!

　　狐狸︰ 我是一只狐狸。你可以看到，我漂亮又可爱。我擅长欺骗 0and 说谎。只是现在我骗出一块肉的船员。它是多么的美味！

　　Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.

　　老虎︰ 啊，一只狐狸。一顿好饭。啊，一顿好饭。

　　Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do Yes, I have agood idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you

　　狐狸︰ 噢，我的上帝 ！我该怎么办？是的我有一个好主意。是的一个好主意。你好 ！虎姐 ！你好吗？

　　Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want toeat you.

　　老虎︰ 不太好。我现在很饿了。我想要吃了你。

　　Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! Ifyou want to eat me, I will let you die right now.

　　狐狸︰ 哦，亲爱的！你怎么敢这样说 ！我是森林之王 ！我是森林之王 ！如果你想要吃我，我会让你死现在。

　　Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.

　　老虎︰ 她是王。她在骗我。我真不敢相信她。我是森林的这儿之王。

　　Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is theking of the forest.

　　狐狸︰ 如果你不相信我，只是跟着我，看看谁是森林之王

　　Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.

　　老虎︰ 好。我们走吧。

　　Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a bigturnip. Oh! It’s toohard. I can’t pull itout.

　　兔子︰ 我是一只兔子。我喜欢吃萝卜。啊，一个大萝卜。哦！太难了。我不能把它拔。

　　Bird: I’m a bird.

　　鸟︰ 我是一只鸟。

　　Rabbit: Hi!

　　兔子︰ 嗨 ！

　　Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit Can Ihelp you

　　鸟︰ 嗨 ！在这儿干吗，兔子小姐？我可以帮你吗？

　　Rabbit: Yes, please.

　　兔子︰ 是的请。

　　Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here What canI do for you

　　青蛙︰ 我是一只青蛙。你好 ！你在这里干什么？你需要什么？

　　R&B: Yes, come on!

　　R&B︰ 是啊，来吧！

　　Frog : Ok! I’m coming!

　　青蛙︰ Ok ！我来了 ！

　　Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are youdoing here

　　熊︰ 我是一只大棕熊。你好，每个人 ！你在这里干什么？

　　R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are sostrong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all pulling it out.Please come and help us.

　　R、 B & F︰ 来吧 ！加油！熊先生 ！你是如此强大。请到这里来。还有一个大萝卜。我们正在拔。请过来帮我们。

　　Bear: Ok! I’m coming.

　　熊︰ Ok ！我来了。

　　Fox: Hello, Bear!

　　狐狸︰ 你好，熊 ！

　　Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

　　熊︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）

　　Fox: Hello, Frog!

　　狐狸︰ 你好，青蛙 ！

　　Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

　　青蛙︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）

　　Fox: Hello, Bird!

　　狐狸︰ 你好，鸟 ！

　　Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

　　鸟︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）

　　Fox: Hello, Rabbit!

　　狐狸︰ 你好，兔子 ！

　　Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)

　　兔︰ 嗨，狐狸。哦，一只老虎 ！（逃跑）

　　Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened!They all run away!

　　狐狸︰ 老虎，现在，你看到。他们是如此害怕 ！他们都跑开了 ！

　　Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the kingof the forest. That’s allright. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. 老虎︰ 是的你是正确的。它是真实的。非常抱歉了。你是森林之王。那就算了。我会跑掉。他是国王。他是国王。

　　Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnipbelongs to me.

　　狐狸︰哇 ！还有一个大萝卜。现在，萝卜是属于我的。

　　小短剧的精髓特点有一下十点:

　　1、精短凝炼、简洁明了。

　　2、手法新颖、视角独特。

　　3、幽默为主、喜剧对白。

　　4、制作期短 、考虑成本。

　　5、主题专一、栏目固定。

　　6、网络传播、影响广泛。

　　7、门槛不高、人人可试。

　　8、题材广泛、不拘一格。

　　9、容易出手、市场急需。

　　10、形式多元、结构紧密。

　　六人行 (也叫老友记,英文名叫friends)。

　　主角正好六个人,每集大概15-20分钟,选一集,改短一点,多练两次就好了。

　　[Scene: Joey and Rachels apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]

　　Joey: Okay, Ross, I realise that you didnt expect to walk in and see that, but.. Let me explain, okay

　　Rachel: We werent doing anything!

　　Joey: Rach, he just saw us

　　Rachel: Shhh.

　　Joey: But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay One kiss

　　Rachel: No, come on, that is a lie. We also kissed in Barbados.

　　Joey (to Rachel): Dude, chill! (to Ross) Okay, we also kissed in Barbados, but we didnt plan it, okay And the only reason that that happened was because I saw you kissing Charlie.

　　Rachel: Yeah, you started it! Ive got to chill.

　　Joey: Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but..

　　Rachel: We feel so terrible about this, Ross.

　　Joey: Yeah, but it did happen, so…

　　(Ross looks shocked and says nothing.)

　　Joey: Ross

　　Rachel: Ross (to Joey) Can we just close the door

　　[Scene: Joey and Rachels apartment. Continued from earlier.]

　　Rachel: Ross, say something. Anything.

　　Ross: So you two are..

　　Joey and Rachel: Yeah.

　　Ross: And have you .. ed

　　Joey: No, no, no!

　　Rachel: No, no, no!

　　Ross: But if I hadnt walked in here, would you..

　　Joey: Probably.

　　(Rachel looks at him.)

　　Joey: No, no!

　　Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.

　　Ross: Im not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts

　　Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.

　　Ross: Hey, hey, hey… If you two are happy, then Im happy for you. (Squeaky.) Im fine!

　　Joey: Really

　　Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) Im fine! Totally fine. I dont know why its coming out all loud and squeaky, cause really, (deep voice) Im fine. Im not saying I wasnt a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that Ive had time to absorb it; Lovin this.

　　Joey: Ross..

　　Ross: Its all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do

　　Rachel: Calm ourselves

　　Ross: No. We should all have dinner. Yes, well do it tomorrow night. Ill cook!!

　　Joey: Look, dont you think that will be a little weird

　　Ross: Weird What Whats weird The only thing weird would be if someone didnt like Mexican food, because Im making fajitas!! (Storms off.)

　　Joey: I do like fajitas.

　　A：（生气的）谁和你是同学？

　　C：我们是朋友。

　　B：（生气的）你心里还有我这个朋友吗？

　　C：我们互相帮助互相关心，是应该的。并不是的男女关系都只能存在着爱情，友情同样可以存在的。我是你们师姐，关心你们，帮助你们也是应该的。

　　A：怎么，你不是要和我发展那种关系？

　　B：你对我没意思啊？

　　[《祝你一路顺风》伴奏曲响起。

　　C：（深情的）你们都想到哪儿去了？我们快毕业了，明天我就要走了，我走了以后，我们还是好朋友，有空要多联系啊。来，你们过来。

　　[A 、B慢慢走过去。

　　C：（拿出一本书，给A）A，这本书是我送给你的，你曾经打算要买的。来，拿去吧，作个留念吧。

　　[A双手接过，低着头，抚摸着书面。

　　C：（拿出一支钢笔，对B）B，这钢笔送给你，你曾经向我借过，还夸它挺好写的。我知道你挺喜欢书法的，拿去多多练习啊。

　　[B双手接过，低着头。

　　[稍后电铃声响起。

　　C：师弟，我该走了，咱们再见了！（缓缓的走开）

　　A：（同时，深情地）师姐再见！

　　B：（见C走了几步）师姐，要记得我们啊。

　　C的画外音：会的。

　　A: Who (is angry) and you is schoolmate

　　C: We are the friend.

　　B: (Is angry) in your heart also to have my this friend

　　C: We help to care about mutually mutually, is should.Is not all sexual relations all only can have love, the friendship may exist similarly.I am your female apprentice, cares about you, helps you also is should.

　　A: How, arent you must develop that kind of relations with me

　　B: You do not have the meaning to me

　　[“Wishes Your Bon Voyage” the partner to play a tune resounds.

　　C: (Affection) you all thought where went We have graduated quickly, I will have to walk tomorrow, I walked after, our good friend, had free time wants to relate.Comes, you come.

　　[A, B walk slowly.

　　C: (Puts out a book, for A) A, this book is I gives you, you once planned had to buy.Comes, to take away, makes to accept as a memento.

　　[A both hands received, lower the head, are stroking written.

　　C: (Puts out a fountain pen, to B) B, this fountain pen gave you, you has borrowed to me, but also very well praised it to write.I knew you very like the calligraphy, takes away very much practices.

　　[B both hands received, lower the head.

　　[Later the electric bell sound gets up.

　　C: The fellow, I should walk, we goodbye! (Slowly gets out of the way)

　　A: (At the same time, affectionately) female apprentice goodbye!

　　B: (Saw C to walk several steps) the female apprentice, had to remember us.

　　C offscreen voice: Meeting.

　　一日上电脑课，有一排同学的电脑死机了。于是一位同学站起来说：“老师，电脑死机了，我们这排全死了。”这时，许多同学都说：“我们也死了。”这时老师问：“还有谁没死？”只有一位同学站起来：“我还没死！”老师奇怪的说：“全班都死了，你为什么不死？”

　　深夜，最后一班公交车开出后，司机回头看，只有一位白衣的女士，坐在最后一排。司机继续开车，看看倒车镜，那女的没了，大惊～～赶忙急刹车，回头一看，又坐那里，司机心虚的又转过头继续开车，小心的又看看倒车镜，女人又没有了，巨惊赶忙又急刹车，回头一看，那女人又出现了。司机面临崩溃，一身冷汗转过头继续开车。第三次司机又看看倒车镜，那女人又不见了，司机已经崩溃了，又是一个急刹车，再不敢回过头去看。。。这时那个女人缓慢地挣扎着走到了他的面前，头发凌乱，满脸是血，滴在他的脚上，司机身体已经僵硬了，不敢转过头去看她～那女人用很低沉的声音说：“老娘和你有仇啊！老娘一蹲下绑鞋带，你就急刹车，一蹲下绑鞋带，你就急刹车！”

　　一天， 老师走进课堂，学生们一齐起立喊：“老师早上好！”

　　老师愤愤地说：“只叫早上好？那我下午呢？难道就不好了吗？”

　　于是学生们又一齐喊：“老师下午好！”

　　老师又愤愤地说：“那我晚上呢？”

　　学生们又一齐喊：“老师晚上也好！”

　　老师点点头说道：“这样才行，现在重新喊一遍！”

　　学生们一齐喊：“老师早上好，下午好，晚上也好！”

　　老师说道：“坐下！今天我们要复习反义词，我们这样练习，我说一句，你们大声说出反义词。现在开始。”

　　老师：“今天天气很好。”

　　学生：“今天天气很坏。”

　　老师：“到处阳光明媚。”

　　学生：“到处阴云密布。”

　　老师：“马路上人山人海。”

　　学生：“马路上空无一人。”

　　老师：“年轻。”

　　学生：“年老。”

　　老师：“站立。”

　　学生：“躺倒。”

　　老师：“有个年轻人站立在路上。”

　　学生：“有个年老人躺倒在路上。”

　　老师：“我捡到一元钱。”

　　学生：“我丢了一元钱。”

　　老师：“我捡到一元钱，交给老师。”

　　学生：“我丢了一元钱，去偷老师。”

　　老师：“错误，不能这样说！”

　　学生：“正确，应该这样说！”

　　老师：“错误。”

　　学生：“正确。”

　　老师：“这不行，这是违法行为！”

　　学生：“这可以，这是合法行为！”

　　老师：“我说错误。”

　　学生：“我们说正确。”

　　老师：“听老师的，老师说的才是正确！”

　　学生：“听我们的，老师说的都是错误！”

　　老师：“你们愚蠢。”

　　学生：“我们聪明。”

　　老师：“停止！”

　　学生：“继续！”

　　老师：“你们现在停止！别说了！”

　　学生：“我们现在继续！还要说！”

　　老师：“你们这些蠢猪，我说停止！”

　　学生：“我们都是天才，我们说继续！”

　　老师：“你们听老师的！”

　　学生：“老师听我们的！”

　　老师：“学生都得听老师的！”

　　学生：“老师都得听学生的！”

　　老师：“现在你们停止练习！”

　　学生：“现在我们继续练习！”

　　老师：“你们没完没了了吗？”

　　学生：“我们有始有终的呀！”

　　老师：“那你们就停止！蠢猪！”

　　学生：“那我们该继续！天才！”

　　….之后老师怒气冲冲地抱着书本走出了教室！

　　In the restaurant.

　　W:What can I do for you,sir

　　C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.Thats all.

　　W:A moment.

　　W:Yours,sir.

　　C:Thank you.

　　C:Waiter.

　　W:YesSir.

　　C:How can I have the soup

　　W:Im sorry.Sir.Ill change it for you.

　　W:Here your soup.Sir.

　　C:Thank you.

　　C:waiter!

　　W:Sir.

　　C:How can I have the soup

　　W:Er.Im terribly sorry.I change it in a second.

　　C:Sir.Im sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.

　　W:OK.

　　C:Waiter!!

　　W:Sir

　　C:Call your manager,please.

　　M:Im sorry,sir,but whats wrong with the soup

　　C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON